basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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Favorite Movies: Miss Congeniality (2000)

"In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!"

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unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

image

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tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

lollipopclouds:

novangla:

disney-licious:

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I love love that these are dark without being like ~twisted~ ~evil~ whatever portrayals.  Like, these are all straight-up moments from their stories but they’re haunting and sinister and wonderful.

Love these

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nonsolokawaii:

Up Themed 1st Birthday Party (via)

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spiritualevolution1111:

"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”
~ Sarah Williams
Artist: AkagenoSaru

spiritualevolution1111:

"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”

~ Sarah Williams

Artist: AkagenoSaru

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

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"The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider."

fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube   (via hefuckin)

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